Pirates Blend Caribbean Condiment Gallon

The hottest and newest Iguana is composed of a Top Secret, Firestorm blend.  We took Iggy on a road trip out West in an old Caddie convertible.  As we were passing the alamongordo testing grounds, Iggy got antsy and bailedà disappearing into the restriced area,  Oblivious to the ominous warning signs (he's kinda impulsive).  Within minutes Iggy's back with an entorage of serious-looking dudes wearing dark shades, in hot pursuit.  He leaps into the Caddis and we gun it.  Damn we're fast.  Consequently, we now have a highly-classified, top-secret pepper and Iggy glows a little at night.